I made a promise on the grave of my parents that I would rid this city of the evil that took their lives. By day, I am Bruce Wayne, billionaire philanthropist. At night, criminals, a cowardly and superstitious lot, call me…Batman.
me: bruce wayne could be such a good father
dc, with a gun to my head: take it back right now. say he’d be better off alone.
me, through clenched teeth: i cant do it it just doesn’t work. how’s he gonna take in all of these kids as an orphan himself and not love them? it doesn’t make sense
dc, after shooting me point blank: add another ooc scene where bruce emotionally and/or physically fucks up his children to tom king’s run
Batman made one (1) meme one time and it was the best moment of Robin’s life.
@camsthisky and I yelled for literal hours last night about these two