fyeahspiderverse:

A lot of people ask me, if I’m based on a spider, then why is my costume red and blue? Well, to tell you the truth – it’s to hide all the red blood and blue bruises I get saving your lives like all the time even though you’re so mean to me and, and –

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 4: “Tinkerer Tailored: Soldier Guy”